Happy TOILETS DAY

Posted: November 19, 2013 in My Silly thoughts

Women’s day, Father’s day, Mother’s day, Valentine ’s Day, children’s day, Bus day and Bingo here comes Toilet day. On this auspicious day let’s thank god for providing us the privilege of pooping and peeping medium, TOILET; it may be tiring Indian toilet or lazy English.

How unlucky are those who still use roadside, river side, jungle, to attend their nature calls. Those who use nature for their nature call live in high risk. Risk while walking to nature, risk of being watched while pooping, risk of snake bite, mosquito bite and risk of being followed by dog…..

We privileged people know to sit and poop in one short and flush erasing the evidence of the dirty deed in another short. We live in low risk; Risk of producing sound which can be overheard, Risk of running out of water.

According to me Cleanliness is next to god and Toilet is next to heaven. We can sleep anywhere but we can’t poop anywhere. Teach the usage of toilet to everyone you know, specially men. On this Toilet day Men take an oath to use the toilet rather than road and women to maintain the toilet clean after use. Happy Toilets day!!

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Comments
  1. Marjorie says:

    That’s a good one. And I like this phrase, “erasing the evidence of the dirty deed “.. True story.. 🙂

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